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The Twelve Days of Christmas (Wishes)


On the first day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to me; a gorgeous man underneath my tree. On the second day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to me; two chocolate truffles, And a gorgeous man underneath my tree. On the third day of Christmas, please Santa bring to me; three long stemmed roses, Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree On the fourth day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to me, four appletinis, Three long stemmed roses Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree


On the fifth day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to me; five stress-free days, Four appletinis Three long stemmed roses Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree On the sixth day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to me; six free massages Five stress-free days Four appletinis Three long stemmed roses Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree On the seventh day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to me; seven Prada handbags, Six free massages Five stress-free days


Four appletinis Three long stemmed roses Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree On the eighth day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to me; eight maids a-cleaning, Seven Prada handbags, Six free massages Five stress-free days Four appletinis


Three long stemmed roses Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree On the ninth day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to me; nine chefs a-cooking Eight maids a-cleaning, Seven Prada handbags, Six free massages Five stress-free days Four appletinis Three long stemmed roses Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, please Santa bring to me; ten personal trainers, Nine chefs a-cooking Eight maids a-cleaning, Seven Prada handbags, Six free massages Five stress-free days Four appletinis Three long stemmed roses Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree On the eleventh day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to m


e; eleven hair stylists, Ten personal trainers, Nine chefs a-cooking Eight maids a-cleaning, Seven Prada handbags, Six free massages Five stress-free days Four appletinis Three long stemmed roses Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree On the twelfth day of Christmas, please, Santa, bring to me; twelve grandkid’s hugs Eleven hair stylists, Ten personal trainers



Nine maids a-cleaning Eight chefs a-cooking Seven free massages Six Prada handbags Five stress-free days Four appletinis Three long stemmed roses Two chocolate truffles And a gorgeous man underneath my tree

Okay, wait a minute. I'm sorry but I live in a one-bedroom apartment, and I don’t have room for all that stuff, so I'm going to have to return everything… All except the gorgeous man. Him, I'm keeping. And the hugs. I’ll always keeps the hugs. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah to my readers and may your holidays be full of hugs and gorgeous men!


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